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Behold JPMorgan’s US $1 trillion Undrawn Commitment

Undrawn commitments refer to credit lines granted by banks that can be suddenly drawn down unless the bank chooses to stop it, either by cancelling the line or claiming the Material Adverse Clause ("MAC")...

Know Your Muppet – Morgan Stanley Examined!

Our first candidate is Morgan Stanley or MS as in MS-13. Morgan Stanley is a large investment bank with assets of $895.4b as of 31 Dec 19. The thing that sets Morgan Stanley apart from...

War to follow after Coronavirus

On the 30th Mar 2020, The Rembau Times made a startling prediction that once the Coronavirus, or #CCPVirus, dies down, the world will have to prepare for yet another issue: an armed military conflict...

How to contain the Coronavirus

As the global coronavirus epidemic grips the world, governments are at a loss over how to contain the virus stopping short of issuing nationwide lockdown orders which can cripple the economy and create significant...

An incompetent Government is thrown out.

On December 21, 2018, The Rembau Times officially withdrew support for Pakatan Harapan and made a prediction that UMNO will be back in power within 24 months. At that time, many sneered and said...

UK General Election – Arise Commissar Corbyn

The UK Election is coming soon and the stakes would appear very high. If Jeremy Corbyn becomes Prime Minister, the some investors are afraid that the FTSE and the pound could crash by 10%. Having...

两个王国的浪漫 (English Translation Follows)

30年前,一位仁慈的国王收回了一大块土地,这块土地已经被一群外国土匪夺走了100年。 那时,这个国王负责另一个王国,这个王国大得多,需要他的注意。 所以他任命了一群太监监督土地,直到他重新整合土地到他的王国的时候. 然而,太监是奸诈的,充满了愚蠢。 他们缺乏管理土地人民的判断力和智慧,并且总是与生活在土地上的富有的官僚们站在一起。 每当人们抱怨时,太监都表明他们的不公平方式也是国王对待他的其他臣民的方式,但这是一个谎言。 随着太监和官僚们变得富有,人们变得贫穷,愤怒,开始怨恨国王。 有一天,太监喝醉了,出了一个让很多人不高兴的裁决。 当土地的人听到这个消息时,他们非常生气,开始抗议。 但太监不停地说,这是国王的意志,人们将不得不接受它,而他们变得更加醉酒和疯狂。 日后的一天,人们似乎抱怨,但奸诈的太监只是做了愚蠢的笑话,并没有注意。 在那之后不久,一些曾试图与太监辩论的村里的孩子正在走回自己的家,当一个腐败的官员,秘密放出一包狂犬来袭击贫穷的村民。 许多人被严重咬伤,其中包括小孩子。 当村长问太监为什么不早点解决疯狗的问题时,太监耸了耸肩说:"我们不能拍摄狗,因为这些狗还在摇尾巴,所以他们的意思是他们只是想玩。” 村民们看到自己的孩子在全身被咬伤后哭泣时非常生气。 他们记得,当他们在以前的土匪下时,疯狗被关在笼子里。 尽管以前的强盗允许这些疯狗在土地上,他们只允许这些狗咬其他狗,在斗狗比赛。 这是非法的,但容忍。 然而,今天他们不仅不满这个愚蠢的法律,他们还必须与疯狗问题抗衡。 你认为村民在那之后做了什么? 结束阶段1. 我们不是亲中国或反中国,我们是反暴力和反愚蠢。 Romance of Two Kingdoms 30 years ago, a benevolent king received back a great piece of land which had been lost...

Hong Kong – We provide the answers

On the 31st of March 2019, the Civil Rights Human Front (CRHF), a platform for 50 Hong Kong pro-democracy groups, marched from Southorn Playground in Wan Chai to the Central Government Complex in Admiralty...

Marcus Rashford, Kelvin Tay ,Tony Pua and the Great Deficit debate

Lately, I have been following the “Rants and Bants” YouTube channel, which is a social media channel dedicated to Manchester United.  In the wake of Manchester United’s 4 – 0 thrashing at Everton,  the...

Apple – Reinventing the whale

On 02 January 2019, after the close of business, Apple shocked the investing world when it announced  that it was expecting a worse than forecast results for its December year end quarter. During Apple's ...